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Theo Schmidt

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
Wow, now that’s a Theo Schmidt
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
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Cooper Schmidt

The most powerful being ever. He is yes and the best. So ez....
Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.
by Coopoopezcope November 15, 2021
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Darren Schmidt

I made him up
Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up
by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024
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"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
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Rolli Schmidt

The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
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Alica Schmidt

She is 26 year old German female athlete known as the hottest athlete.
by creeper-lurkki November 28, 2025
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pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
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