Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

schmeagan

A very flamboyant veagan person resembling a gorilla, who likes to pretend to eat meat during the day and infront of others but is secretly eating tofu in the closet.

“I walked out to my car and caught a Schmeagan eating tofu in my trunk.

by Seirdohng April 17, 2024