Schvardooring

Putting one’s foot in a active road to deal with ocd

Unfortunately I had an illegal thought and began schvardooring

by Euan M-C March 22, 2025

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

The Bobby Schmurda

Smoking pot in the school bathrooms.

Student A) Yo why does Carouselambra smell like a bush.
Student B) He just pulled a goddam The Bobby Schmurda.
Carouselambra) Man I'm high as hell my plug gave me the Indiana cowboy OG.

by Jow Bidan May 7, 2022