daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…
Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!
by berrylea December 3, 2021
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Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
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Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.
Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.
by Egadgo November 22, 2022
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Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
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