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scarecrowing

1. The act of killing and hollowing someone out, then stuffing their body with hay or cotton.

2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.

2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.
by Hyptosis July 1, 2011
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Scareroused

When you are aroused out of fear. Often leads to explosions from both ends. Can be dangerous to anyone behind you or in front of you.
Guy 1: Dude!! I got so scareroused when Helga passed by...
Guy 2: Yea man... I can tell...
Guy 1: Oh...shit...
Guy 2:...yea...and semen...
by Dr.Thiago August 22, 2011
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scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".
Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.
by FionaB January 11, 2014
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Scarecrowfication

The act of using straw and other such materials to give oneself the appearance of a common or garden scarecrow.
"Oh my, the scarecrowfication on that chap is incredible, he resembles that chap Worzel Gummage from late 80's television. Extraordinary"
by Worzel November 18, 2003
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Scarecrowing

1. The act of approaching someone from behind and force punching your fist into there anus, giving the receiver the appearance of a scarecrow.

2. surprise fisting from behind.
1. last night when my girlfriend was changing I totally scarecrowed her.

2. I heard someone is running around at night scarecrowing people.
by Swee7 Chuck April 2, 2014
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Scarecock

Similar to a scarecrow but in this case its a horribly ugly or socially terrible ill mannered female who scares men away. Basically a cock block on steroids who chases guys away because she's either medusas glare ugly or her social actions make people uncomfortable and want to leave.
Tina: OMG! Everytime Nancy drinks she becomes so slutty and annoying. Jeremy and Sean never hangout when she's around. Shes such a scarecock.

Samantha: OMG! Like totally.
by C Cakes November 3, 2013
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its.ascarecrowagain

hey do you know socko / its.ascarecrowagain?

yes they ship me and my stove
by fruity rufy August 30, 2021
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