by Archard October 22, 2010

A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.
by EmeraldCoast March 5, 2023

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.
by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

by Sandpaper101 May 10, 2025
