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A.S.C.A.N.S.

Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
by Q-$ November 9, 2008
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C.A.S

CRAZY ASHLEIGH SYNDROME.

Having short and uncontrollable bursts of anger which usually involves some sort of electrical device becoming unusable or broken.

This condition has not had enough research to be able to say whether it is contagious or not. we hope not :
The best example of C.A.S in full swing is made by Ashleigh 'always sleeping, always toasting' Barnes.

Lets just say the laptop threw the first punch shall we? ;
by Mr Wizanski April 21, 2008
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Blackle A.S.C.O

Blackle is the Wikianswers account that A.S.C.O(Anonymous Secret Complementing Organization) uses to post information about A.S.C.O. ASCO is an organization secretly operating within classes in NZ, anonymously, sending kind letters to recipients in the class. The online representative of ASCO uses "Blackle" to write answers about ASCO and other information. It has been noted on Blackle's profile page that at the very end of the paragraph the word "Pinochle" has been quotated. It is unknown if it was delibrite or intentional. Blackle may be a secret anagram or code, having to do with the newly emerged OATEN secret, or Kaleb Oaten.
Blackle A.S.C.O is the account name to post A.S.C.O information
by A.S.C.O expert April 27, 2011
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C.A.S.H.

Crazy Awesome Sex Hacks.
An adjective describing anyone who can easily "get it."
Damn, that ho got C.A.S.H.
by cash flower March 19, 2008
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P.A.C.S.

Pump Action Cumshot.
Pump Action Cumshot refers to an extremely powerful ejaculation from a man to his girlfriend (or whoever happens to be blowing him), often considered "like a pump action shotgun going off." Normally this kind of ejaculion can be achieved by a male with some very large and productive testicles, and can be best achived by the type of girl who can, (metaphorically in most cases) "Suck a Golf Ball through a garden hose." A large range must be achived when drenching the girl's face with semen in order for that particular blowjob/comshot to be considered a "Pump Action Cumshot."
So, I was suckin' his dick real good when right when I thought he was gonna quit, he just exploded and gave me a total fuckin' P.A.C.S. !!!
by Demon1480 September 24, 2011
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s.c.a.m.

An abbreviation for Sweetie Covered in Amazingness Mist
Liam: Damn, isn't she a sweetie covered in amazingness mist?
Kyle: Yeah, she's such a s.c.a.m.!
by kondjara November 30, 2018
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S.C.A.R.

The game, played in real life, that you would play to earn prizes that you may keep. To play this game you will use nerf guns (there are a lot of rules in S.C.A.R. if you would like to know them please notify me)
by Aberham Lincon September 8, 2020
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