Russia

A Geo-Political misfit, is a region of it's own.

Poland: Go back to Asia, where you belong!
China: Go back to Europe, where you belong!
Russia: *Sighs. I guess I will never fit in.

by Siracha, Baby May 2, 2019

Russia

An enormous, cool, proud, but also extremely impoverished country that takes up half of the European and Asian continents.

The Russians gave us a lot of cool stuff, like borscht, vodka, and cossack hats. A pity that Yeltsin had to run the country into the ground.

by Tom Olbermann December 6, 2006

Russia

The one country in the world where we can conspire against the USA in freedom!!
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!

Progress of Communism!!

Russia is cold...

by nz555 December 10, 2010

Russia

Cheeki Breeki, drink Vodka and get drunk,
you can not be gay, but you can be a punk.

*Meanwhile in Russia*
Drunk Police-"Are you gay"
Gay man~"Yes sir"
Drunk Police-"You are under arrest"

by CheekiBreekiRussianFrisbee February 23, 2020

Russia

Malako

Cyka Blyat
Vodka
Putin

NFKRZ

Mother Russia sucks balls. 'MERICA BITCH

by Why dew U care M8Y? October 30, 2016

Russia

Angry Canada

If you gave Canada a nuclear arsenal, made them communists, then gave them a long history of shitty leaders, you got Russia.

by Dickbooster January 14, 2020

Russia

the place looks cool but i dont like that Putin guy

I wish Russia would just be nice:(

by Cthuulhu April 17, 2023