by Betty December 15, 2002
by polo November 07, 2003
by CJtheCoon August 30, 2018
I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud "GRRAAAAAR" and got busted in the back of my head with something! Turned around to see a maggot infected blood rug on the floor! That triflin bitch just shot me...
Pig Patty: I've had a rough case of the tramabombs this week, Jenny...it's starting to get messy. Do you think I should start using a blood rug for my boosty?
Moose Mary: That's a great idea, Patty! I've been doing that for months! I think the boys totally dig them too! I've caught my brother stealing mine a few times while sleeping only to find them later in the bathroom trash bin all chewed up. They must make a great late night snack!
Pig Patty: I've had a rough case of the tramabombs this week, Jenny...it's starting to get messy. Do you think I should start using a blood rug for my boosty?
Moose Mary: That's a great idea, Patty! I've been doing that for months! I think the boys totally dig them too! I've caught my brother stealing mine a few times while sleeping only to find them later in the bathroom trash bin all chewed up. They must make a great late night snack!
by Nigga Ishmael January 25, 2011
A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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by UrbanAchiever March 03, 2005
The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.
Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"
"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid February 05, 2007