Romanian train suck

Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.

Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.

by iSo0uNdz January 3, 2020

Romanian Racquetball

When you're in a racquetball court and you shart. Then proceed to wipe said shart liquid upon the wall.

Ohhhhhh dude remember when I took that Romanian Racquetball up at the Rec Center at college.

by Murgu Djavic June 17, 2012

A Hopeless Romantic

Someone who is simply terrible in/at love. They fall in love easily, are very open with their emotions, and can't seem to find the love of their life. They have a sense of honor, great valor, a deep sense of right and wrong, and are very romantical in the extreme. When they woo or court a person they always try to be the best they can be for the other. A Hopeless Romantic is someone who always has a wistful look in their eyes, is sad and shows it discreetly, or someone who always seems to be happy, but when they think no one is looking they drop the act and it is plain to see. These people are sad, lost, lonely souls.

That poor boy is A Hopeless Romantic.
Just look at him, see how he's always smiling? Look into his eyes and you'll see the truth. A Hopeless Romantic that's what he truly is.
All is fair in love and warfare. So what if he can't help that he prefers one over the other?

by AHopelessRomantic September 11, 2014

romantic comedy

The most vile, insipid, sanity-destroyingly horrible genre in the history of cinema. The romantic comedy is a genre of movie, usually mainstream, that follows a fairly consistant formula: boy meets girl, silly shit happens, low-intensity comedy insues, mild disasters averted, boy and girl get married and live happily ever after, the end. This formula never changes, for if there were the slightest deviation, it would not ba a romantic comedy. This genre exists solely for the entertainment of obnoxious, highly sentimental housewives who feel that their gender must consign them to this terrible fate. For them, to be feminine is to be an obnoxious, hand-wringing milksop. This is similar to the viewpoint among men that to be masculine is to be an obnoxious, belligerent neanderthal who crushes beer cans with his forehead. Romantic comedy is cinematic anti-matter. It is the opposite of art, and can not, by nature, be creative or original in any way. Romantic comedies are as plentiful as they are unbearable, due to the consistent market for sappy, brain-dead entertainment. A watcher of romatic comedies never gets tired of the same plot, over and over and over again, and therefore can watch the same movie, with subtle variations, thousands of times over a lifetime, viewing each new clone as if it were the first.

People of average intelligence are advised avoid this genre if at all possible, as it has been known to cause severe drowsiness, ennui, brain leakage through the ears and, in rare cases, extreme homicidal rage.

DVD's of previous years' romantic comedy hits are best suited for use as a cheap and durable paving and flooring material, and are of about the right size to be used as targets for archery and riflery practice.

I re-tiled my bathroom floor with surplus copies of You've Got Mail, and at half the cost of ceramic tile!

by the birds and trees October 1, 2006

Straight romantic

Taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.

Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.

Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.

by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010

Romantigoth

Also see Romantic goth
The term Romantigoth is know to represent a sub catagory of Goths.
They are usually very deep and passionate and most likely have been hurt by a loved one at some stage of their life...
They associate not with the usual death-metal type music, but with deep ethereal-like songs.
Again, unlike most other Goths, they do not wear all black, but often will wear old Victorian clothing, think 17th - 18th century.
Associates with deep purple, dark blue, blood red, and black

Think Morticia and Gomez Addams for the ultimate version of romantic Goths.

by Anjelic_Omen December 29, 2004

romantic goth

A subspecies of goth, known for it's love of fancy Victorian clothing, poetry, and wispy ethereal music. The sort that you'll find reciting Shakespeare under willow trees in cemeteries on moonlit nights while weeping tragically or some such.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003