Labrador Retriever

The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!

My dog Benny is a Labrador Retriever.

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

Golden retriever

The best dog that was ever created.

That golden retriever is so cute!

by Princess2727 February 10, 2022

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023