Litty Rescue

Dangerously high AF and just happy to be there.

That dude is straight litty rescue right now

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022

Rescue Box

A term used for an Ambulance

1."We Need A Rescue Box At Pueblo Boulevard and Northern!!"

2."Requesting a Fleet of Rescue Boxes, we have a Bus Rollover!"

3."Hey Bro, Did You Clean The Rescue Box Today? It's Your Turn."
"Our Rescue Box got stuck in the drive-through at Jack in the Box."

by Ric-Hard March 8, 2011

Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

by Dachelenne October 18, 2012

rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.

I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.

by makahahawaii August 31, 2023

Rescue Comedian

A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.

Joe Rogan is one hell of a rescue comedian!

by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 2, 2020

Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).

Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.

by Nickola100 February 25, 2010