Rescue Comedian

A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 03, 2020
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Beach Whale Rescue Team

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap December 07, 2011
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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Rescue

Inferior, of cheap quality, "ghetto". Derived from the likes or attributes of a rescue animal (rather than pure bred, i.e. Shiba)
Did you try that new cheesesteak place in DC? Dude it's sooo rescue!
by typestereo April 01, 2021
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Litty Rescue

Dangerously high AF and just happy to be there.
by December 23, 2024
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McCarthy to the rescue!

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).
It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2023
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Rescue Blow

Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).

Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.

Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.

"Rescue really blows."
"Settle down 'ya Rescue Blow!"
by Rescue9 May 23, 2020
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