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Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
by Ligonier March 20, 2013
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Remorseful Phase

An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?

Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.

Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.

Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
by jw23 June 25, 2010
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Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.
Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.
by THX1180 March 12, 2021
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Buster’s Remorse

The moment after you nutted, you feel disgusted at what you masturbated to, questioning your sanity and/or standards.
After little Timmy nutted, he felt Buster’s Remorse after rewatching the video he masturbated to, feeling disgusted with himself.
by Hjack September 27, 2019
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Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012
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Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
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Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.
John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.
by zaazaazaa May 18, 2010
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