Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

by Galfodo September 21, 2017

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Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.

Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

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relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.

John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.

by Beclan November 5, 2010

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