Relaxful

A better word for "relaxing" because it emphasizes the fullness of the feeling of relaxation.

My vacation was so relaxful, I could've stayed in Hawaii all year long!

by thedifinerofdefinitions January 12, 2015

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.

sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

by kelly182 June 9, 2010

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

brain relay

The act, nay the art form, of pressing one's bare testicles against those of another man. Often performed whilst inebriated.

Oi John, fancy a brain relay?

by Brian R. Elay December 15, 2008

rancho-relaxo

noun
a hypothetical place where one goes or ought to go to relax when experiencing extreme anxiety or stress

Take it easy, rancho-relaxo bro it's not the end of the world!

by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

relaxed finger maneuver

the relaxed finger maneuver is when you gently move your finger a long a females body making her super horny

GUY: dude i did the relaxed finger maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday and totally got a handjob

GUY2: dude i told you i knew how to get chicks

GUY: then why dont you have a girlfriend

GUY2: lefty hasnt taught me that

by s2n Lefty June 20, 2008

relaxipate

to chill yourself the fuck out, to calm yourself down, to quit worrying needlessly. Used primarily by seasoned stoners when dealing with a younger, more inexperienced smoker who is freaking out.

"We smoked with Chris yesterday and he started freaking out so we told him to relaxipate and embrace his high."

by Max Sloan August 4, 2007