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Rectum Ransacker

Derogatory term for beligerent males of indeterminable sexual origin, implying aggressiveness in the homosexual act without necessarily seeking consent. Most rectum ransackers are found in all male communities, e.g. Prison, Public School, etc.
Joe's doing 6 months in Barlinnie.....Imagine the rectum ransackers that'll be firin' it up his ass on a regular basis?
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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brown recluse

A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.
God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!
by Skizzlemasta October 7, 2003
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Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
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rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.
John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
by Darbers April 15, 2008
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rectum robber

Someone who bums other men in the bum, whilst they are bumming other men in the bum.
by jiminy crocket June 11, 2006
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prolapsed rectum

The result of aggresive anal sex seen in some pornography where the womans anus will no longer return to its original form due to torn tissue and muscles.
That porn star bitch had a prolapsed rectum after getting gang banged. She should remember that the anus is an exit, not an entrance.
by left4ded May 14, 2005
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