Rebecca Black

A pop singer who has a music video "Friday" that went viral for all the right reasons. Finally there is a singer bad enough to demonstrate the absurdity of what the music industry has become.

Rebecca Black: "What seat should I take?"

You: "The trunk!"

by Tru1234567890 April 3, 2011

Rebecca Black

A character in a novel called "Criticism of the General Population".
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.

The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...

Rebecca Black must have gone through a hard time.

by ellipsisdotdotdot November 14, 2011

Rebecca Black

The lyrical genius who created the classic hit song "Friday". Her song swept the nation, her catchy lyrics, such as "Yesterday was Thursay, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards", clearly redefined our views on the days of the week. Her constant questioning about which seat she should take demonstrates the troubles of an average teenage life. She is one of the greatest artists since Mozart.

"What day is it?"
"Just ask Rebecca Black!"
"Oh..Thanks..''

by AnaZach April 2, 2011

Rebecca Black

A singer who takes two sentences to tell us she has to have a bowl of cereal in the morning.

REBECCA BLACK: Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal.
LISTENER: Now why the heck didn't she just say, "Gotta have my bowl of cereal?".

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 26, 2011

Rebecca Black

A talented 13 year-old teen singer from California who became viral for her infamous and much-criticized song called "Friday".

So, have you heard Rebecca Black sing about Fridays? It was so awful.

Ahh!!! Rebecca Black's music hurts my ears so bad!!!

I thought Rebecca Black sings a song about 'fried eggs'. Oh, well, she is the worst singer of our generation.

by BlackPlague99999 April 8, 2011

Rebecca Black

A teenage singer that sings about Fridays and buses. Her choice about which bus seat to take was harder than Rosa Parks's. She enjoys riding with the top down while a 13 year old drives and cutting to a random black singer for several seconds in her song.

Also, she is the proud holder of one of the most disliked videos in the history of Youtube.

Friend: Hey man i cant get Rebecca Black's friday song out of my head.

You: Think a bullet would help?

Friend: Yes!

by GORILLADIX April 17, 2011

Rebecca Black

A pre-teen who, for some reason, was given the chance to make a music video. Her single "Friday" has made many ears bleed and has probably the cause of mass suicide among those who were unfortunate enough to listen to her god awful song. Most likely because her voice is almost as ugly as her face.

The song has over 13,000,000 hits on YouTube because people like to share with others how awful it is.

Extremely auto-tuned, the song displays the greatness of the American School system when a portion of the song explains to us that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday.

Dude why did Mikey G kill himself last night?

Because he heard that song by Rebecca Black one too many times

by IheartOSU April 7, 2011