Trump's Razor

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016

Lozano's razor

The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."

While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.

by asuc February 22, 2009

razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.

"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"

by Straight up Pummmpedd December 19, 2014

steppin' razor

"Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)

If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh

by Escapistus September 29, 2022

razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017

butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.

The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.

by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009