Rattlesnake

When someone squeezes your penis between their buttcheeks and flatulates.

That chick was crazy and totally rattlesnaked my shit last night. ratylsnake, rattlesnak, snake, rattle, rad.

by Ryan h, machesney park il February 19, 2011

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Thee Rattlesnake

When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny

I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022

The Rattlesnake

When a guy grows out his pubes, puts beads in them, and then shakes them to let his lady know he’s primed and ready

I was gonna go to bed, but then I heard my BF doing The Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022