Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.
Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
by Peter Putter December 2, 2017
Get the Gargling Racoonmug. by mistwadumbstwa October 20, 2020
Get the racoon playmug. 1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.
2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
by Gidget68 September 21, 2022
Get the Racoon Slayermug. A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!
guy: I know.
girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
guy: I know.
girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
by karinep05 June 15, 2009
Get the racoonizermug. by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021
Get the racoonmug. a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
Get the nigga racoonmug. by ZELEDAKI February 27, 2022
Get the Racoon giwrgosmug.