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pussyflation

It stands for Pussy Inflation, and it refers to an epidemic going on in America right now where each year it feels like a man has to lower his standard, because the woman of the attractiveness level he used to be able to hook up with or now only interested in more attractive men (taller, richer, more buff, etc)
This is happening because apps like tinder have made it easier for chads (super attractive guys) to cheat on their gfs and have side chicks. So a girl who's a 7 will get to hook up with a guy who's a 9, who has a gf but is cheating on them and is only hooking up with her because she's easy for him and he just wants some fresh pussy. This will happen a few times with a few different guys, and over time it will warp her perception of what's "good enough" for her. For example, If she used to hook up with guys who are 5'10" or above, now she only hooks up with guys who are 6'2" or above.
Damn man, this pussyflation is getting so out of hand, 6s out here acting like a 9.
pussyflation by blablabla333 August 20, 2023

Pussyfart 

1) Air expelled from the vagina after/during sexual intercourse. See also quiff
2) An idiot.
1) You can hear a pussyfart if you fuck her hard.
2) Yo Johnson what's up pussyfart.
Pussyfart by Drunkfest06 April 15, 2006

pussyfootin' 

Pussy footin' is when you are balls deep cowgirl in what you think is a delicious drink of tang and she's sloppy wet from all the solid fuckin you been doing. Then, much to your surprise she climbs off your bangstick and slathers her dripping snatch all over your feet and proceeds to lick them clean.
I KNEW Keirstin was fucking dicksgusting when I was drunk-bangin her last night and she started pussyfootin' me. It was so vulgar that I barfed my steak and cheese all over her fugly-ass titties.
pussyfootin' by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

PUSSYFOOTIN 

To dink around while under attack by zombies when the need to kill those motherfuckers is more important.
Jamaal Kay "I say we just kill those Zombie Bastards"

Jamaal Kay and General B.J. Wood argue.

Rusty Buckle: "This aint the TIIIIIIMMEE to be pussyfootin around."

excerpt from anonymous zombie movie
PUSSYFOOTIN by Drcre August 1, 2007

pussydoodles 

Paintings done by strapping paint brushes to a cat and allowing the cat to walk on the canvas, dragging the brushes behind.
Also, a greatly understood Canadian word that has absolutely no meaning. Useful in sticky situations
".....(Something in French said by ferris wheel worker)....."

"Le pussydoodles?"

".....(A reply, from the same canadian guy, in french, who acts like he totally understands you)...."
pussydoodles by HOORAY4CANADA March 20, 2009

Pussyjoosyphilis 

When a girl who was fingering herself touches any part of your skin and consequently that area starts to itch, you have contracted PJS.

May also be accompanied by either a smell of cats or fish
Chris started itching like crazy when he spent the night at her house and she played in his hair after fingering herself. We diagnosed him with Pussyjoosyphilis.