if push came to shove

When the position you're in is so disastrous that something has to be done to improve it. Otherwise it may come to an end.

Freddie and Fannie... yet have survived under the implicit understanding that the US Government will always bail them out if push came to shove...

BBC news

by le1 October 22, 2008

Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.

Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.

by pud'n tain November 17, 2010

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

Push come to shove

When everything else fails and you want to keep the night going

John was drunk as shit and the club was closing so he grab the fat drunk girl walking out, it was his push come to shove

by DJ JAZZY DICK October 29, 2009

push it to tha limit

More than you can handle pushin it far out of range,ya dig.

Push It I Push I Ride It I Ride(Push It to tha limit)Rick Ross

by Darius Nickerson September 26, 2006

Push Come to Shove

A Van Halen song of their 1981 album Fair Warning. This and the other songs included on that album is probably the most darkest ones out of all the other songs on their albums mainly because all of their others were about partying, booze, girls and cars. This never really became a hit and is not really played on the radio as much as Van Halen's other songs. It is the most under-rated song on the album. the song has a real The police feel to it.

Guy 1: Hey listen to this

Guy 2: Sure, what is it?

Guy 1: It's push come to shove

Guy 2: okay

Guy 1 and Guy 2 (eargasim)

by orborf099 December 14, 2010

push you to a plump

dawg idk either 💀😞

j:"how old are you"
s:"13"
j: "I could push you to a plump"
j was 16

by hddjnd March 2, 2023