pubic mullet

When you shave your vagina but not your asscrack. Business in the front, party in the back.

That bitch has a pubic mullet.

by pubicbillyray December 02, 2019

pubic lobsters

Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!

Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!

by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006

Pubic Hairs

The hair is in the area of the penis the vagina and sometimes the butt hole
They itch and i liek to scratch it

man i love pubic hairs rubbing against my nose

by Elias Gallien November 22, 2003

pubic hat

Pubic Hat is when a man stands on top of a chair and slaps his hairy junk onto a bald mans head.

Yea man I was keeping his head from getting a sun burn so I used my pubic hat.

by Rbomb04 June 15, 2014

pubic gridlock

when pubic hair gets stuck in your teeth :o

yo i got some major pubic gridlock after licking deshawn's nut sack D:

by banana pony May 08, 2009

Pubic Patch

The most abundant area of pubic hair on a male/female. On dudes, it begins where his happy trail meets his pubes, and ends where his pubes meet the base of his d. On chicks, it begins wherever the pubes start to grow, and ends at the top of the vag. In both cases, the width of the "pubic patch" is however wide the pubes grow.

1. "Shawn is such a fag, he shaved a design in his pubic patch."

2. "Girls dig that I got the smoothest pubic patch. Makes BJ's that much more enjoyable."

3. "I'm not quite sure why female pornstars shave their pubic patch completely off except for a slim line. Hair is still fucking gross."

by jew_jew_for_you January 30, 2009

pubic druff

Dandruff that is found in pubic hair

I got proper bad pubic druff

by Fozzie! October 25, 2006