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Sunday Psychosis 

Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.
Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go
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cannabis psychosis 

When a person smokes herb and is transported to a almost psychotic state of mind
yo did you see jonathan he’s totally zoned out and loopy after one hit of the spliff

yea he must have cannabis psychosis

Karaoke Psychosis 

a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.

Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.
Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.

Political Psychosis 

The state in which a person, in light of immense political, polarization, becomes incoherent, unlogical, and stops thinking when arguing their points. Becoming purely angry for the sake of anger and aggression.

Symptoms may include sensitivity to certain subjects, random outbursts, name calling, refusing to acknowledge the other side's argument; and not being able to identify the difference between a calm rebuttal and a whiny reply.
The reporter had clearly fallen into a state of political psychosis after baseless claim after another followed by name calling of opponents, no matter how calm.
Political Psychosis by kels412 July 23, 2022

Crownvirus psychosis 

When you begin noticing that there's nothing but Latin, Germanic, and Mediterranean lineages within your Celtic family tree and the men are not having their own lineages, however they're producing daughters or no children at all, and the women are outliving the men...
The soon to be mental patient has the Crownvirus psychosis reoccurring syndrome and will need to be transported to the nearest 72 hour concentration camp immediately at the tax payers expense.

Demonic psychosis 

Demonic psychosis is the death of love and compassion within the soul of an evil-doer who has thereby opened the doors to demonic entities. It equals soul death. It is a synonym of wetiko psychosis for those who prefer Latin roots to native American roots.
He is suffering from demonic psychosis.
40 years of child porn led to flagrant demonic psychosis.
Demonic psychosis beyond the skills of the world's greatest exorcist.
The demonic psychosis that underlies the world's greatest wars.
The world's belligerent nations led by demonic psychotics.
Demonic psychosis is not part of the DSM because psychiatrists don’t believe in demons.
A demon-infested society full of demonic psychotics.
By driving the nation's children into demonic psychosis, the war was therefore intractable.
Religion saving the world soul-by-soul, protecting them from the danger of demonic psychosis.
World history: the story of the battle between love and demonic psychosis.
Demonic psychosis by Sukusala April 2, 2023

Tinder Psychosis 

When you've spent way to much time swiping on Tinder.
"Dam dude Ive been on Tinder way too much, I think Im in Tinder Psychosis"
Tinder Psychosis by Joebama Biden August 21, 2023