Penis Protector

For Sex

For sex Penis Protector

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 6, 2010

Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights

I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.

by Beybehs Protector West December 28, 2009

hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge

Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector

by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023

Weeb Protector

The opposite of the Weeb Hunter. He protects weebs for a living. He lurks for a Weeb Hunter to get him and exposes him being a racist guy. A Weeb Protector has well relationships to weebs while making clear he is addicted to them. Weebs should give him more love or distance

Dont get to him he is a weeb
He is a Weeb Protector

by WeebSubmitter February 5, 2019