by andy32291 November 26, 2018
Get the Physical Property mug.An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.
False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!
Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
by white whale August 9, 2013
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by hdhsnnerbvthrisj October 8, 2020
Get the prophet__immigrant457 mug.THE PROPHECY: An act that must be fulfilled by the chosen one, (Eddie), to complete the requisite imposed upon by his ancestors before him. THE PROPHECY requires the aforementioned Eddie, to slob on his own knob to avoid angering his ancestors and to prevent them from turning him into a sheep. (Their natural form). Eddie first received note of his gift on one adventerous 6th grade day.
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 22, 2021
Get the Prophecy mug.The Watts Prophets are a group of musicians and poets from Watts, Los Angeles. The group combined elements of jazz and spoken words perfomance, making the trio one that is often seen as a forerunner of contemporary Hip-Hop. Formed in 1967, the group comprises Richard Dedeaux, Father Amde Hamilton (born Anthony Hamilton) and Otis O'Solomon.
by Lock_Out September 25, 2008
Get the Watts Prophets mug.An abbreviation for Detachment Property.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the det-property mug.A girl's property is her boyfriend's dick
Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy
Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy
gf: "Don't you dare touch my property"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*
or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*
or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"
by neo22 November 5, 2021
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