Primus

One of the best, if not the best, bands ever. Led by Les Claypool's quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented bass lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those damn blue collar tweekers. Founded in S.F. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer "Tim Curveball" Wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut Suck on This with their new and most famous lineup of Les, "ler" LaLonde on guitar, and Tim "Herb" Alexander. Several remarkable albums followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping Pork Soda and songs like "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Laquer Head," both of which had their videos banned from MTV, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. The band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, Brian "Brain" Mantia played on the Brown Album and Antipop. While Brain was not as good a drummer as Herb, (and it showed a bit on the Brown Album) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. Herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song EP, Animals Should Not Try to Act like People, packaged with the incredible DVD of the same name. Overall, Primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the Beatles look like a shitty garage band.

They call me Mr. Knowitall.
I sip the aged wine.
Oh I could tell such wondrous tales
if I should find the time.
I must be Mr. Knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am Mr. Knowitall
So spread the word around.

by Spiel August 14, 2004

Prius

A dumb "eco" car that can save the world.

Prius, Commonly driven by 16 year old thots named Trisha. Watch out for Trisha the Thot as she'll be speeding and ramming yo ass off the road fuckfaces

by Panchodelyfe October 20, 2015

prius

An undeniably gay-ass piece of machinery, used exclusively for the transportation of utter knobs, including idiot celebrities and tree-hugging sooks. As it turns out, a recent, extensive survey conducted in the US (by CNW marketing) suggests that in terms of TOTAL environmental impact (not just petrol consumption etc, but the costs of production, recyclability of parts etc.) even the Range Rover Sport is more environmentally friendly! Take that enviro-twats!

Reginald C. Twattington: Good day to you my young lad, what a fine morning! What luck that I decided to purchase a toyota prius from my local vehicle merchant, i do so enjoy driving and trees and such!

Baz: Twat. Get a real car.

by Jebuszilla January 20, 2007

Prius

Verb: to rage so intensely in a hybrid vehicle that you sport an erection (or penis-like enlarged clitoris) to the point of emission. Typically achieved after exhibiting excessively aggro behavior toward other environmentally-unfriendly vehicles. If the source stimulus, commonly a large pickup truck rollin' coal, is not immediately removed, emission or full ejaculation is imminent.

I throttled up the ol' Cummins yesterday and this clown next to me in his hybrid started to Pruis. I was rollin' coal all over his weak shit until he had to pull of into the shoulder to finish.

I dropped some black smoke on this bitch at a stoplight in her hybrid last week and she started Priusing. I kept feedin' her until she fired a femme-batch all over her upholstery.

by TheSmifter August 10, 2012

Prius

A car that is for hippies that think they are better than you because there car gets such good gas mileage when in realty diesel cars get much better mileage and are far cheaper and much more reliable because the engines need to be built stronger to handle the high compression of a diesel engine see the R10 Audi there is a reason why it just won le mans again for the 3rd time. The greatest scam ever created. A car that is driven by people who are think they are informed but are actually not, Because they about of carbon burned in the process of making the batteries per car would make a Range Rover more envomently frendly than the a Prius. A car that has made Toyota the most boring/richest car manufacture in the world, and the smartest move ever by Toyota they have fooled the American public into thinking that they actually care about the environment. Look at how much money the have made holy shit Toyota I tip my hat to you. A car that is destroying my hobby, love of cars, and motorsports there will be no more cheep fast fun cars to drive because of the Prius, and eco-nuts will never understand this because they set the speed limits and are to scared of going fast because it is inefficient and scary because are dumb ass country will not teach people how to drive so lots of people die because they are stupid, and eat ,and talk on their phone and, put on makeup and never focus on what they are doing, driving look at Germany they have untimed speeds on their freeways but have a better driving record than us because they obey the road rules keep their hands on the wheel and have to take many test before they get there drivers license, and so there for because of the Prius it is destroying my hobby the only thing in is world that has always made me happy no matter how bad things are and now in 20 years time will be gone so we can save the whales.

no dad don't buy a Prius you are a Republican what are you doing. and the car is for hippies that save the whales get a TDI diesel.

by wseroyer June 17, 2008

Prius

Verb. To prius.

When driving on a two-lane road, coming up behind a vehicle driving ten under the speed limit, and having to wait for a line of cars to pass on the other side before driving around and resuming normal speed.

Driving back from Pennsylvania we were priused three times.

by sweetbabyray's August 19, 2010

Prius Infatuation

When someone is infatuated or otherwise has feelings for you because you own a Toyota Prius.

Boy- "I think you know.... I love you."

Beautiful Amazing Smiling Girl- "I love you."

Boy- "Are you sure? I mean it may just be Prius Infatuation."

by Borninechoes July 23, 2017