putnam

An assface or clown.

Dude why'd you bang my girlfriend you fuck. You're such a putnam.

by George Winston October 31, 2007

Putnam Poptart

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.

Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.

by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

poonami

The wave created by the taking of a massive dump.

The poonami flowed past my keister and down my legs, soaking my socks.

by butt-jack December 29, 2004

Rex Putnam

A high school in the lush Willamette Valley of Milwaukie, Oregon. Home to the Kingsmen and a successful IB program,

Rex Putnam has developed a reputation for excelling in arts and academics, while lacking in sports. Many of its students are hipsters, and go to coffee shops in Portland, frequently. the coolest student in attendance is Joey Hungerford, a gentleman and a scholar.

"Hey, let's go to Rex Putnam and see Joey Hungerford."

by JoeyHungy April 10, 2012

Potamus

Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!

Example: See Cockblocker:

Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!

by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008

Putnam Valley Middle School

A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.

*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.

by Mango56 January 27, 2019

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016