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Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
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juxt into position

the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
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Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
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assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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long position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010
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Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
by keifermail December 10, 2009
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fetal position

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.
lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.
by mullet man carrie January 16, 2011
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