cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

by Tenley June 10, 2007

poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.

Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "

by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.

Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.

by Raptor007 July 8, 2012

Poophoria

Describes the peaceful, euphoric state that one reaches after taking a blue ribbon poo. Symptoms of poophoria include feeling lightheaded, serene, and generally oblivious to the world around you. Usually wears off in 3-5 minutes.

After taking a massive dump that was totally grenades, Mike had that peaceful poophoric smile on his face.

by skeet skeeter March 22, 2005

Pooper Pants

When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"

Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants

by lolnoonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008

Poophoria

The state of bliss one finds themselves inhabiting after the perfect bowel movement.

After the world's most epic dump, a person experiences intense feelings of well-being, elation, happiness, excitement, and joy, otherwise known as Poophoria.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

Harry Pooper

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"

Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.

by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018