Pooch

A stupid, useless person who irritates others.

Stop acting like such a pooch!

by BlondieUT December 28, 2005

Pooch

A stupid skank whore slut bag. Top of the whores.

Stephanie Hall is the biggest pooch ever.

by Rage June 8, 2003

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

Pooch

An ugly looking woman i.e. a dog

My that girl is a pooch!

by Evil-Ernie May 31, 2003

Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

Pooched

to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.

my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.

by BenjaminPierce February 9, 2013