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tissue pixies

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.
"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"
by Harrypixie69 April 3, 2017
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pixie dust

a yummy combination of ketamine and liquid acid
simply add a drop of sid to 1g of k
and stir it around...and there you go
"peter got some pixie dust off those hippies and now he thinks hes a pixie!!YAY!!"
by jussapixie August 17, 2006
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Sex Pixie

A girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
She will put out with a little work.
Used as a simple scale:
Fuck Monkey: A girl who'll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
Sex Pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.
Jessica Simpson = Sex Pixie.
Christina Aguillera = Fuck Monkey.
by Dom Drums April 6, 2006
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Pixy Muffin

A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.
Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-
by Chrome Prince February 7, 2013
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Pixie Pump

The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.
"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump

"No man, I wish I was there."
by Corter123 August 1, 2018
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Ginger Pixie

A psychotic ginger attacked with sparkles in nose and cheek region.
Ginger: Suck my dick!
Normal person: ATTACK!!!!
*POOF!* GINGER PIXIE!!!

Ginger: WTF!?!?!
Normal person: You should be thanking me....
by Ginger Specialist June 23, 2011
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