/pirate

it's like /facepalm only you cover one eye instead of your whole face/forehead.

Teddy: lol, have you ever jizzed your pants while watching a horror movie?
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate

by AndrewLaeddis. March 9, 2010

the pirate

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"

by Mark Mulholland July 27, 2006

Pirating

A sex act. To kick your sexual partner in the shin and cum in him/her eye. Causing him/her to hop, hold eye and shout.

"dude, i so pirated that chick i picked up last night"
"huh? what the hell is pirating?"
"See above dude"

by C Bris August 5, 2008

pirate

amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary...

A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...

I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.

by sebastiancee January 10, 2008

pirateness

the aura of being a pirate.

I am in awe of your pirateness.

by ninjamoby December 15, 2008

Pirate

Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.

Dude,i just gave my girl a Pirate.lmao.

by Phat Jo June 20, 2010

pirateness

to be particularly pirate-like

I am in awe of your pirateness.

by ninjamoby December 14, 2008