Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)
Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 08, 2017
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flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.
After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.
by Gumbi777 September 12, 2021
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Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.
"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"
by ShrekingBall9000 January 25, 2016
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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!
by Guantanamo Bae May 08, 2023
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Satan piñata

Look at that ho walking her satan piñata.
by It’s Gucci May 20, 2020
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Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will
“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed
by Raccski April 10, 2021
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bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.
After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.
by Aginghiker April 09, 2023
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