The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 23, 2011
1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention
by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014
(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.
by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 03, 2019
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 23, 2018
Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
by AnalLoose March 30, 2019
Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.
by Atef Lord November 30, 2020
A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.
by Fodges January 31, 2008