Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011

Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Penile Bloodletting

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.

Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"

by Atef Lord November 29, 2020

Penile Denile

A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.

"Yea im pretty much half horse, if u know what I mean"- common phrase from victims of penile denile

by Fodges January 31, 2008