Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Pecan Typing

Using a piece of pecan to type on the keyboard. Usually occurs out of boredom with a pack of pecans lying around

e.g another slang for "began'

" Look, she pecan typing her report with a piece of pecan instead of using her god damn hands. What a retard!

by Jade Boss September 9, 2023

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

dirty pecan

The act of eating a very little amount so then later you shit a small pebble in your partner’s mouth and they keep it in there until it hardens

My mouth still hurts from last night when I did the dirty pecan

by Kzkzkxxkxkxk December 13, 2022

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022

Butter Pecan

A beatiful brown-skinned/black woman.

Yo, Serena is a certified Butter Pecan!

by athughunter November 27, 2024