Paulie Poolside

The empty gesture of offering a sum of money to cover a bill which is not even close to the total.

I took my friend out for an $800 dinner and he only offered me $100 for the bill. What a Paulie Poolside!

by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

Pauliee

A certified man, of meek nature, who shags kangaroos and has a propensity to project by claiming to shag multiple people's mothers.

Adolf: "Look at that freak with the kangaroo over there"
Chad: "What a Pauliee"

by TwitchChad123 June 5, 2019

Paulie Murray

The sexiest most hot living human alive, monster calves and a huge dick, he doesn’t deserve any girl, they do not deserve his big dick

Girl one: “omg I saw Paulie Murray bulge”
Girl two: “same but I ha that shit in me”

by Jordan ponino February 19, 2019

big pauly

biggest boi big pauly is really big, also likes pepper owns a pepperia

big pauly's pepperia is really nice

by YeetMyMeatOnTheStreet May 10, 2019

Paulie

A bisexual person who is super done with life. And is so done with people that has convinced themself that they are asexual.

Person #1 "Hey, do you wanna go on a date?"
Person #2 "Nah I'm a Paulie right now"

by Thatoneguyinthebackoftheclass May 30, 2020