Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

PASTOR MRS. HOLARIS OYEDEPO OZUNA

She is thesame person as Felicity, Holaris Ozuna , Mrs. Bishop , Perpetua-Felicity, Jone.

She is the wife of Bishop David Oyedepo Ozuna.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo is so Married.
Pastor Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo Ozuna is a Queen .

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

PASTOR MRS. HOLARIS OZUNA

She is the wife , Co-Founder And Co-General Overseer of Living Faith Ministries.

She is also the presiding Pastor of CanaanLand ota.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also Mrs. Felicity David Oyedepo.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also known as Mrs. Bishop & Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo .

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.

Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.

by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008