Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Apple Pasta

Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.

girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE

by tumbler362 June 3, 2019

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺

Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏

by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018

mr pasta

best guy ever

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.

by zanyface December 25, 2021