Skip to main content

parscale

1) the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout of an event
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.
1) "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)
by fawkes21eod July 19, 2020
mugGet the parscale mug.

Parscale

Parscale: unit of measurement of the degree of relief you feel for being fired from the Trump administration. One Parscale = number of days (79) between Brad Parscale's firing (July 15th) and the announcement of Trump's diagnosis of Covid (October 2nd). Equals 7.9 Scaramuccis.
Steve Bannon served from January 20, 2017 to August 18, 2017. He enjoys 17.1 Parscales of relief.
by JedAshbury October 8, 2020
mugGet the Parscale mug.

Parsehole

a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.

2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!

Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
by Baboonery November 28, 2020
mugGet the Parsehole mug.

pausechrvll

the most angelic person. she’s adorable and the way she says “hallie” melts my heart.
person 1: who’s the most adorable person?
person 3: pausechrvll duh!
by .halliesmelio November 30, 2020
mugGet the pausechrvll mug.

Parselalysis

The condition of receiving multiple deliveries and not knowing what has arrived and what has not.
She suffered Parselalysis and forgot she ordered that package.
by Jellogod December 16, 2020
mugGet the Parselalysis mug.

pahsece

A process of living life by a particular set of rules that are unbeknownst to the rest of mankind.
“Why is that person driving like a drunk person? Clearly they don’t understand the pahsece.
by Tickets January 11, 2021
mugGet the pahsece mug.

parecid

Vaguely and subtly similar in some manner that is not immediately obvious and does not necessarily reveal itself greatly upon further inspection. Rather, it is used to mock the similarity
Al Faghira: That stupidity and foolishness responding mobiauist and that asian drinker are so parecid.
Amazu Shambdi Hehehe: Yea. Never thought about that but that's... well... parecid...
by Galinial April 13, 2021
mugGet the parecid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email