parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

parking lot lunch box

It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.

It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.

Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017

parking lot doubles

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists

Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.

by Kodachrome_CL April 15, 2019

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.

Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?

by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019

Parking lot sushi

When you eat a girl out in the side of your car, in a parking lot.

I had sushi in the parking lot last night, delicious. That was some good parking lot sushi.

by Mac L August 7, 2021