Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
by parents suck May 17, 2008
Get the parentmug. People who claim your childhood and make your life hell.
They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.
Make sure u clean yr room!
They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.
Make sure u clean yr room!
by Thekittylivestonight! June 27, 2014
Get the Parentsmug. Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)
My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead.
by ak4mc February 20, 2011
Get the parentingmug. 
Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).
Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.
Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.
Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?
by EverybodyDanceNow. March 22, 2011
Get the Parentmug. Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.
Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!
by Confused... July 7, 2010
Get the Parentmug.