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Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.
Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''
by SvenFromMinecraft July 27, 2019
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Panini head

Originated from the app Vent, the Aro, Ace & Agender group. The phrase "panini head" was supposedly in insult directed towards the community, but it quickly became a meme and inside joke in the group.
This group is toxic, y'all aren't better than anyone else cause you don't get laid or can't feel sexual attraction you goddamn panini heads
by pastelgalaxy March 21, 2019
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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.
"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."
by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017
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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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