Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug June 13, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. by riflema May 23, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. 1.An irritating or disappointing situation.
2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.
This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.
This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022
Get the Pakistani Fartmug. The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
Get the Pakistani Handshakemug. by higstudios May 13, 2025
Get the Indo-Pakistani Warmug. One individual is blindfolded in the middle of a room, whilst atleast two other individuals stand in designated areas, facing away from the nearest wall.
Each individual takes turns farting against the wall, and allowing the sound to bounce off of the wall.
The aim of the individual in the middle is to find all of the other individuals, and sniff their asshole.
Each individual takes turns farting against the wall, and allowing the sound to bounce off of the wall.
The aim of the individual in the middle is to find all of the other individuals, and sniff their asshole.
by ruugard July 22, 2025
Get the Pakistani Echo-locatormug.