Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.

I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.

by HmDah July 3, 2018

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

pubic pasta

The act of sprinkling your own pubic hairs on freshly made pasta.

I made my old lady some pubic pasta last night.

by lenny732 April 24, 2015

mr pasta

best guy ever

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.

by zanyface December 25, 2021

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015