Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015

mr pasta

best guy ever

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.

by zanyface December 25, 2021

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018

Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺

Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏

by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021