Pwn 

A codeword for wanting to be put in jail and becoming the flavor of the month with all the inmates.

I wanna be pwned in the ass.

Pwn by kdiggy May 3, 2005

Pwn 

(Verb) A command in the game Soldat. Pressing / and then typing pwn will make said Soldater hump into the direction he is facing. Normally used against a player who has gone Away From Keyboard. Amusing. A few Soldat porn pictures have been made using this. They usually depict one soldat lying down with his head up, whilst the other Soldat performs '/pwn' in front of him, ammounting to a blow job.

Going up to an unsuspecting player, and /pwning them from behind. Can be very funny when done against a camping sniper who is in zoom mode.

Pwn by Kangar December 12, 2007

pwn 

word that online dorks use, mean to own

Halo pwns all!

pwn by WuBanga May 20, 2004

pwn 

to destroy one's opponent so utterly that it is as if there was no opposition; also pwned or pwnage

The final score was 50 to 6, they got pwned.
I'm ready to pwn some noobs.

pwn by dce2009 December 10, 2008

pwn 

PWN (verb) 1. An act of dominating an opponent. 2. Great, ingenious; applied to methods and objects. Originally dates back to the days of WarCraft, when a map designer mispelled "Own" as "Pwn". What was originally supose to be "player has been owned." was "player has been pwned". Pwn eventually grew from there and is now used throughout the online world, especially in online games.

1. "I pwn these guys on battlenet"

2. "This strategy pwns!" or "This game pwn."

3. "Newman just got pwned by Ashlee."

pwn by DGOW November 11, 2010

pwn 

Pwn is own with a p.

Dude 1: y did j00 kil d00d t00? he kan pwn j00!!!11
Dude 3: Shut up or I'll kill you, too.

pwn by DoomBringer316 February 10, 2004

Pwn 

Like the cracker usage of own, only more so. Can be used as an verb, adjective, or possibly even a noun (although pwnage is more suited to use as a noun).

Pronunciations vary; "pone" is favored at the 3drealms.com forums although I personally prefer something like "pwun" or "pw'n" (preserving the "w" sound).

v: Haha, I just pwned you at UT2003!
adj: Wow, this new site is pwn!
n: Another excellent pwn by R4nd0md00d134!

Pwn by DopefishJustin January 4, 2003