Sloppy Oyster

Euphemism for the female sexual organs. Implies that said sexual apparatus has been soiled more than once in a short period of time.

After John and Mike had their turns, I then rammed my johnson into Sally's sloppy-oyster.

by SuBsTaNc3 May 29, 2004

oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

Pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from behind.

by Woodworks July 18, 2015

brown oyster

ejaculating into a woman's two-hole, fishing it out and then feeding it to her

Last night, I fed this girl the biggest brown oyster you've ever seen!

by Lipps October 21, 2012

Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008

oyster bay

a boring ass town with nothing to fucking do but go to the one good pizza place in town

person 1: hey you wanna hang out

person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet

person 1: theres nothing to do

*silence*

person 2: theres gotta be something

person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much

by exelvior231 March 30, 2011

slap the oyster

female masturbation

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

by SurlyGirl July 6, 2006