Disney Channel Original Boner

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.

Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.

by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012

Female Origin Symmetry

A favorable distribution on the lateral side of females where the breasts and hiney have proportionate symmetrical curves centering around the body.

That girl's female origin symmetry makes me want to multiply!

by Genny Nubbins December 24, 2008

Origin

A shitty Digital Distribution Platform created by EA with the soul intent to piss off PC gamers.

Jay: Yo Mike, you up for playing some Battlefield 3?!

Mike: Sure thing let me just...oh wait, it's not on Steam?

Jay: No, unfortunately EA decided to be greedy cunts and split up the market using their own platform called Origin instead of keeping all downloadable PC games on steam, just download it anyway.

Mike: No.

by CloudBurn October 1, 2011

The Original

A shitty soldier weapon from the very popular game on Steam, TF2. Almost everyone who uses this weapon just unlocked it and doesn't know it's a stock re-skin, they REALLY like Quake, or they just use it to make a terrible dick joke in a public match.

Hey,hey sniper bro 64, the original is straight,and fires forward. JUST LIKE MY DICK!!

by reeeeeeeeeeee33eee3e3eeee October 28, 2018

Origin

Origin: verb; to sacrifice a financial gain to appease customers who have never spent, and will never spend, a dime with your company.

"Yo, I heard GAMA hardcore Origined themselves by sticking their foot in their mouth without mustard"

by Skua September June 11, 2018

Originasta

A person who is original and doesn't follow the norm. Not to be confused with the indie crowd as they are just a new type of mainstream.

Girl: Did you hear? Tom spent New Year's Eve mowing his lawn.
Boy: WOW! What an originasta!!!

by Andy Artyrs December 31, 2010

Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.

"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."

by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013